Quotes About Responsibility

I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.

Please. If you were mostly dead in the middle of the road I'd obviously stop. And then I'd watch you die."Kate to Will

I never meant it, " he was saying. "Never meant it to happen. Can't stand it, seeing her suffer. Must do something, do something... What do I do? What can I do...?

I'm leaving the door partly open, " he says as he follows Tegan. "You scream if you need me."Once he is outside, Richard says, "He does realize that if he hears your scream, it's already too late.

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife

And you are going to close the gates, because I told you to close the gates.

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.

Thus, in moments of catastrophe, when hard decisions needed to be made quickly, all AIs included in their calculations a human death toll governed by a factor called 'pigheadedness'.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name.

Alas! Charles made the promise glibly, and forgot all about it.

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing.

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.""I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'""Well, yeah, that

Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.