Quotes About Responsibility

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

I do not know if all cops are poets, but I know that all cops carry guns with triggers.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

We are at fault for not slaying the Jews.

The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

Are you recycling? Are you!? You just killed a polar bear! YOU!

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.

The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent.

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"

As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.