Quotes About Responsibility

I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work, but now I have to tell it for a year.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them?

The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.

I don't pull out because... it's not my problem.

Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.

There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

I'm not worried about the Third World War. That's the Third World's Problem.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!".

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House, make no mistake about it.

I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.

This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there's someone else to do the housework.

I don't need a president with a bucket list!

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.