Quotes About Absurd
Imagine a man his age risking what little life he has for something so absurd as a country.
~ Joseph Heller
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Eating grapes with a knife and fork is not what one would call refined. It is what one would call ludicrous.
~ Judith Martin
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Algunos defienden una aceptación "condicional", cuyo principio afirma: "Debes ganarte el amor a ti mismo haciendo cosas extraordinarias" o "Tu autoestima depende de tus logros o éxitos". Esto es tan absurdo como decir, por ejemplo, que solamente querré y aceptaré a mis hijos si son buenos estudiantes o se portan bien.
~ Walter Riso
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El estereotipo social que muestra a la persona ética como un ser aburrido, aguafiestas o mojigato es absurdo y carece de todo fundamento.
~ Walter Riso
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But the room is cold, the words in the books are cold; And the question of whether we get what we ask for Is absurd, unanswered by the sound of an unlatched door Rattling in wind, or the sound of snow on roofs, or glare Of the winter sun. What we have learned is not what we were told. I watch the snow, feel for the heartbeat that is not there.
~ Weldon Kees
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I observe to the letter all laws that make sense but combat those that are obsolete or absurd.
~ Wilhelm Reich
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We soon knew that we had overcome a serious case of theory-induced blindness, because the idea we had rejected now seemed not only false but absurd.
~ Daniel Kahneman
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I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
~ Danny DeVito
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más inútil que un equipo para esquiar en Ecuador.
~ Dante Gebel
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You must believe in this world, make roots, do the best you can, even if you have to believe in the most absurd things—to believe, for instance, that this world is very definite, that it matters absolutely whether such-and-such a treaty is made or not," whatever degree you earn, job
~ Dario Nardi
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Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.
~ Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson
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That's our plan? We're going to walk fifty kilometers, right past the Germans, to a poultry collective that maybe didn't get burned down, grab a dozen eggs, and come home?" "Well, anything would sound ridiculous if said it in that tone of voice." "Tone of....I'm asking you a question!
~ David Benioff
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Rose took my nose, I suppose. And it really blows...Get it? It really blows. My nose. Taken by Rose. I suppose.
~ James Dashner
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Hey", he said again. "I'm gonna go down to Mrs. Jackson's place and murder her whole family. Then I'm gonna fly to the moon and eat some chickens. Be right back." "Okay," she murmured.
~ James Dashner
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His life was ridiculous.
~ James Dashner
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Brookfield will never forget his lovableness," said Cartwright, in a speech to the School. Which was absurd, because all things are forgotten in the end.
~ James Hilton
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What was that you called me?' 'Oh, Peter – how absurd! I wasn't thinking.' 'What did you call me?' 'My lord!' 'The last two words in the language I ever expected to get a kick out of. One never values a thing till one's earned it, does one? Listen, heart's lady – before I've done I mean to be king and emperor.
~ Dorothy L. Sayers
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How do you feel? he asked him. Like a military academy, said Arthur. Bits of me keep on passing out.
~ Douglas Adams
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He's spending a year dead for tax reasons.
~ Douglas Adams
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I have always been absurdly, ridiculously tall. To give you an idea- when we went on school trips to Interesting and Improving Places, the form-master wouldn't say Meet under the clock tower, or Meet under the War Memorial, but Meet under Adams.
~ Douglas Adams
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It folded back on itself like something that M. C. Escher, had he been given to hard nights on the town, which it is no part of this narrative's purpose to suggest was the case, though it is sometimes hard, looking at his pictures, particularly the one with all the awkward steps, not to wonder, might have dreamed up after having been on one, for the little chandeliers which should have been hanging inside were on the outside pointing up.
~ Douglas Adams
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Arthur alzò gli occhi. "Ford!" disse "qui fuori c'è un'incredibile moltitudine di scimmie che vogliono parlarci di una sceneggiatura dell'Amleto che avrebbero appena finito di scrivere!
~ Douglas Adams
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Es gibt eine Theorie, die besagt, wenn jemals irgendwer genau herausfindet, wozu das Universum da ist und warum es da ist, dann verschwindet es und wird durch etwas noch Bizarreres und Unbegreiflicheres ersetzt. Es gibt eine andere Theorie nach der das schon passiert ist.
~ Douglas Adams
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That's cool,' said Zaphod, 'we'll meet the meat.
~ Douglas Adams
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