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Quotes About Absurd

He should have known it was all wrong the moment they started hanging grand pianos over the sea-monster pool in the atrium.
~ Douglas Adams
Oh freddled gruntbuggly... he began. Spasms wracked Ford's body - this was worse than even he'd been prepared for.
~ Douglas Adams
La Guida galattica per gli autostoppisti nomina l'alcol. Dice che la miglior bevanda alcolica che esiste è il Gotto Esplosivo Pangalattico. Dice che quando si beve un Gotto Esplosivo Pangalattico si ha l'impressione che il cervello venga spappolato da una fetta di limone legata intorno a un grosso mattone d'oro.
~ Douglas Adams
the Garden of Eden story as absurd and an offense against reason.
~ Douglas L. Wilson
She was like the boy who held his breath until he turned blue. Chimps are just as silly and absurd as human beings. Thank goodness we're not the only ridiculous species in the world!
~ Douglas Preston
But I know human nature, my friend, and I tell you that, suddenly confronted with the possibility of being tried for murder, the most innocent person will lose his head and do the most absurd things.
~ Agatha Christie
How absurd to call youth the time of happiness—youth, the time of greatest vulnerability!
~ Agatha Christie
Qué absurdo llamar a la juventud el tiempo de la felicidad! ¡La juventud es la edad de mayor vulnerabilidad!" (Muerte en el Nilo)
~ Agatha Christie
Decidedly it was the policy of an imbecile.
~ Agatha Christie
I think you're both behaving like a pair of idiots.
~ Agatha Christie
Don't hiss at me, Pagett," I said, drawing back a little, "and do control your breathing. Your idea is absurd. Why should they want to have a secret meeting in the middle of the night? If they'd anything to say to each other, they could hobnob over beef tea in a perfectly casual and natural manner.
~ Agatha Christie
What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh!
~ Agnes Repplier
his ridiculousness was a form of vitality.
~ Rachel Kushner
It is a futile and ridiculous struggle—but then... it is human nature, I suppose, to be futile and ridiculous.
~ Rafael Sabatini
It seemed absurd. But the fact is that the establishment in this country still does not open its arms to Catholics.
~ Princess Michael of Kent
I like the absurd and the surreal: the Coen brothers, Bunuel, Kubrick.
~ Kevin McCloud
Lewis Carroll, you see, wasn't really interested in telling an exciting story. Well, he wasn't interested in things like cause and effect or a linear narrative. It's surreal, it's absurd, it's wordplay, it's satirical, it's analyzing itself, it's funny, it's an enormous challenge.
~ James Bobin
Oh, Frith help me!" said Fiver, trembling. "I can smell him from here. He terrifies me." "Oh, Fiver, don't be absurd! He just smells the same as the rest of them." "He smells like barley rained down and left to rot in the fields. He smells like a wounded mole that can't get underground." "He smells like a big, fat rabbit to me, with a lot of carrots inside. But I'll come with you.
~ Richard Adams
The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass
~ Richard Brautigan
Truth is stranger than fishin
~ Richard Brautigan
There is a grotesquerie to grief as well. You lose the sense of your existence being rational, or justifiable. You feel absurd.
~ Julian Barnes
In the States, the Abdication story, for example, is portrayed as The World Well Lost For Love while the English, of a certain type anyway, see it only as childish, irresponsible and absurd.
~ Julian Fellowes
She seemed to be wearing frozen fish bladders for shoes. But
~ K?b? Abe
Het was absurd, stelde Filo, om het eerste hoofdstuk van Genesis letterlijk op te vatten en te denken dat de wereld in zes dagen was geschapen. Het getal 'zes' was een symbool voor volmaaktheid.
~ Karen Armstrong