Quotes About Humorous

America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious; and its capacity for the humorous or ironical concealment of its interests matches that of the legendary inscrutable Chinese.

I like my tea like I like my men," Audrey said. Jane looked at her quizzically. "Weak and green," Charlie said.

He looked like he'd shown up at the sacrificial mass of the damned ready to fix the dishwasher.

This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasey...Pumpkin pie, motherfucker.

Il Destino, che è un regista alla ricerca di facili effetti, piuttosto di sacrificare una battuta sicura, preferisce sacrificare la logica degli eventi. Per questo il nostro pianeta è squinternato ma divertente.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved.

Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato.

They don't call me spontaneous and irreverant for nothing.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

I think this one's in the running for Ditzy Bride status. Not only does she want her MOH to walk her two Siamese cats down the aisle rather than carry a bouquet, but wants to include them on the guest list.

You have the dirtiest mind I know!" "And you love it.

My wife's cats have been neutered and declawed, so they're like pillows that eat.

Funny Bones was good for quite a few laughs, although not quite in the straightforward way the

Lots of people thought he was making jokes when he wasn't and didn't realize he was making jokes when he was. It was irritating.

Richard Whitney wrote his own requiem for the Crash. "A thing compounded of both wisdom and folly, of both heroism and fright, of stubborn persistence and impatient irresolution, of tragically shattered hopes and ambitions and of incongruous and unique episodes not without at times a certain humorous aspect.

The minister pitied his new friend from the bottom of his heart, and yet there was a humorous side to the situation. To think of a man of this one's attainments and standing being afraid of a mere girl, afraid of two girls! His own children!

You have to be able to unleash your inner goofball with me.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

I'm not a 'Steel Magnolias' kind of girl. I'm kind of like a guy. My favorite movie is 'Caddyshack.'

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

He bantered us, challenged us, electrified us . . . At times his eloquence held us silent as images and some witty turn, some humorous phrase brought roars of applause. At times we cheered almost every sentence, like delegates at a political convention, At other moments we rose in our seats and yelled. There was something hypnotic in his rhythm and phrasing. His power over his auditors was absolute. {Garland's thoughts on the great Robert Ingersoll }

I've always thought of myself as a kind person. Not saintly but generously thoughtful (in a bitchy sort of way). (...)

I had a dog that was so lazy, he had a prerecorded bark.