Quotes About Humorous

How are you feeling?" he asked. "Like I kissed a bus." He

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place.

They are funny, too. And not always intentionally, either, which as far as I am concerned is the very best kind of funny.

When I interviewed a bloke wearing a balaclava on Newsnight. He refused to remove it and halfway through our interview he forgot he was wearing it, took a sip of water and couldn't find his mouth. It's quite hard to hold it together when that happens.

I love the protest signs protected by the First Amendment - some of them humorous, some of them passionate, some factual, some entirely incorrect - all of them free ideas.

C'était vraiment horriblement romantique Ha ha ha...

I'm not an artist. I tell inappropriate stories and jokes and I try to make people laugh.

I tell the most horrible jokes.

I'm starving, thought Horrid Henry. I'll just eat a few biscuits really, really, really quietly—

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Isn't that tough?" Wayne called. "Like Ã¢â'¬Â¦ I once hadda eat twenty sausages for a bet. Won five notes, but spent an hour on the ground moaning like a fellow on the pot tryin' to force a mango through his delicate doughnut, if you catch my meaning.

I was always the class clown and got kicked out of class at least once a day for just being a goofball. Not suspended or anything, just sit outside and look at the tree on the bench. I got benched a lot. You keep one foot on the bench and try to get as far away as possible.

I was in a Rite Aid... and fell into a Christmas tree display. None other than Shia LaBeouf helped me out of it.

Eventually I would like to touch all the genres. I would like to do some detective stories, and I want to do a Western. I would want to do humorous Westerns.

You know, my main reaction to this money thing is that it's humorous, all the attention to it, because it's hardly the most insightful or valuable thing that's happened to me.

I don't know why everybody thinks I'm smooth. I think I'm just a pretty silly person, really.

I love sharing my stories and experiences with people and connecting to them on both a humorous and emotional level.

Imagination, writes Frank Fenton, 'had run around this city like an artistic child. Somewhere it showed a pure and lovely talent. Somewhere it was crude and humorously grotesque.

Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.

I feel like my life has been very serendipitous and really kind of humorous. Everything that's happened to me has been like an, 'Omigod, are you kidding me?'

One thing everyone kind of found out about me was that my nostrils are heart-shaped. I'm not kidding you, they're heart-shaped.

Curran, please don't bite his head off." "Why?" "Because it's illegal. Technically you assaulted him first when you threw him across the lawn." "I didn't throw him very far. I rolled my eyes. "I could've thrown him straight up and let him land on the pavement." "That would also be illegal." "You keep bringing this 'illegal' thing up as if it means something to me.

The girl behind the counter was incredulous at the sight of Halston in a tuxedo and Elizabeth Taylor in nightgown and mink coat in a White Castle at five in the morning. "Pardon me," the girl asked, "are you really Elizabeth Taylor?" Taylor said, "Yes, I'm fucking Elizabeth Taylor. Now where's my ketchup?