Quotes About Humorous

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

In my opinion, ADD more aptly refers to Attention to Dreams and Discoveries, and ADHD describes Alert to Daydreams and Humorous Diversions—in

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

You see, the way my bank account is set up...

Holding her great breast in both hands as if she were holding a pudding, Mrs. Otterley rushed out.

Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.

I was once knocked out by a Mexican bantamweight - six of my pals were swinging him around by his heels at the time.

I have a spaniel that defrocked a nun last week. He took hold of the cord. I had hold of the leash. It was like elephants holding tails. Imagine me undressing a nun, even second hand.

I'm a fan of half-hour shows that can be both funny and dramatic.

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly.

I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.

Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.

All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

To put it kindly, I am a very talkative, social person. To put it less kindly, I'm a flibbertigibbet, which is what my frenemy Rainn Wilson calls me.

No pasta. I'm serious. I will climb out of my coffin if anyone brings a baked ziti.

I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.

It's funny when you decide you don't like someone. I am the kind of person who, if my feelings are unrequited, can completely detach from someone emotionally if I simply put my mind to it. That's why I'm always saying I would be a great serial murderer.

Some Dogs can be silly, just like people, and this Dog was certainly one of them.

Or maybe it's not about right and wrong at all but simply a humorous story suggesting that in our daily lives the people of this world abuse one another, punish one another, praise one another, and serve one another all on the basis of feelings—their likes and dislikes.

My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

When Jay has a guest on his show, that guest is the center of his world for the next 10 minutes. They are the most interesting person he has ever come across, everything they say is spellbinding, he is insatiably curious about their stories, and he reacts to anything they say with an uproarious laugh and otherwise exaggerated reaction that they were seeking. He is charmingly positive, and can always find a humorous spin on a negative aspect of a story.