Quotes About Humorous

Mr. Dallstrom is a bald, scarecrow of a man with a poochy stomache. Think of a pregnant Abraham Lincoln.

Stop it, you SILLY ass!

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.

I was shot and your house ate your boyfriend, but oh well. Time for some shuteye.

I actually saw 'Piranha 3DD' - God, it's so weird saying that - and it's actually really surprising. It's really good. It's funny; it's fun. And you actually want more when you see it.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

Larry David just makes me laugh.

I wouldn't say 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' is a really 'delicate' show. I would probably use a word more like 'zany.'

Death displays nothing if not variety in its methods, which are often surprising and sometimes amusing.

You are very unexpected, do you know that?" "Is that your way of calling me stupid?" she asked wryly. "If the glove fits," he said.

If Geralt was pleased about anything, it was only that nobody could see him – for it was a truly ridiculous sight.

Crazy as a cuttlefish Nasty as a RAT Put her in a pie dish Give her to the CAT!

The first time I carried drinks was during the 2004 Champions Trophy. It was a wet outfield and I was running with the drinks and I couldn't stop myself and just went sliding into Sourav Ganguly, who was giving a team chat in the huddle.

I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous.

I pretended to be dead in front of a pig once, because I heard that they snuffle you, they try and wake you up, to check if you really are dead. And if you are dead, they eat you, but they like having a little prod first.

I'm not really a super-serious person. I guess in some ways I am, but I do like to have a lot of fun. I mean, one of my favorite places in the world is Disney World, so that'll tell you a little bit about me.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

My brother and I are kind of known for doing fairly ridiculous and stupid things.

With commentating, I've had a chance to show the humorous side of my personality that I didn't use on the court. It's fun, and I don't take myself too seriously. I have good broadcast teams with me, but I'm not a huge stats guy. I think they post the numbers too quickly, and I'd rather let the match play out a bit first.

Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly.

But the character of the music emphasized the tale as allegory--humorous, poignant, humane allegory--disclosing the metamorphosis of life itself, in which man moves from confident inexperience through the bitterness of experience, toward the rueful wisdom of self-knowledge.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

pleasantly tickled.