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Quotes About Moron

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.
~ Alice Cooper
He's is a real dummy
~ R.L. Stine
Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to fallible devices which pretend at happy endings.
~ Ray Bradbury
You've got to trust the audience, and hopefully if you do interesting work you'll get an audience that are interested and engaged. But if they go out thinking, 'Ra-ra-ra, I wanna be like Malcolm Tucker,' then at a certain point you can't take responsibility for that person. That person's just a moron.
~ Jesse Armstrong
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality.
~ Alice Sebold
If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron.
~ Dov Davidoff
Who was the moron on the phone?""Carl Avery, " Kate said. "A long-standing client and potential felon.
~ Jennifer Crusie, Manhunting
Annabeth finished her note and folded the napkin. On the outside, she wrote: Connor, Give this to Rachel. Not a prank. Don't be a moron. Love, Annabeth
~ Rick Riordan
Picture a place called the Karma Kafe and it'll save me the bother of describing it. There was nothing in it you wouldn't expect, from the Buddha flowerpots to the wallpaper decorated with symbols that probably said, If you bought this just because it looked pretty, may Buddha piss in your coffee, you culturally ignorant moron.
~ Kelley Armstrong
He's a moron," Jimmy says. "Blame his parents. You name your kid Rock, you're not telling him you're thinking there's a PhD in his future.
~ David Rosenfelt
Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
~ Derek Landy
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
~ Aaron McGruder
I misjudged you, Harvey said. You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.
~ Ernest Hemingway
There's always been some moron-who usually went by the name of 'producer' - who would have to justify his existence, and interfere.
~ Frank Tashlin
A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
~ Joe Abercrombie
He was at once the commonest and the most remarkable product of civilization. He was nine out of ten people that one passes on a city street—and he was a hairless ape with two dozen tricks. He was the hero of a thousand romances of life and art—and he was a virtual moron, performing staidly yet absurdly a series of complicated and infinitely astounding epics over a span of threescore years.
~ F. Scott Fitzgerald
When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead
~ Robin Hobb
When you cut pieces from the truth to avoid sounding like a fool, you end up sounding like a moron instead." I have discovered that to
~ Robin Hobb
When you cut pieces out of the truth to avoid looking like a fool you end up looking like a moron instead.
~ Robin Hobb
Must be something in the water, he drawled, directing a subtle wink to her as Crowe's glare deepened. There is. Usually the body of the last moron that pissed me off.
~ Lora Leigh
the conversation of the drunk is only interesting to the drunk. A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
~ Joe Abercrombie
It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is only interesting to the drunk. A few glasses of wine can be the difference between finding a man a hilarious companion or an insufferable moron.
~ Joe Abercrombie
At long last, I felt a sense of accomplishment and a sense of closure. In the secret places of my very small heart, I had long entertained dreams of coming back in my next life as a moron.
~ Joe Queenan
I don't want to tell your story because you're a insensitive, self-centered moron. I've told a lot of stories about young people, and I always feel there's hope.
~ Joel Schumacher