Quotes About Surprise

Anyway, I'm sure the guy lives a million miles away." "Or he could live right in your backyard. You never know." I nodded, keeping a poker face, even though the idea of Sir Leo living in my backyard was extremely appealing.

Hi, my name is Jareth, and I'll be your- God" He curses as he lays his eyes on me. I raised an eyebrow. "You'll be my god? Hm...Well, we'll have to see about that. I mean, it takes a lot to my world these days.

Of all the apocalypses in all the world - she had walked into his.

O-kay. Kind of freaky. I'm now standing in an actual tomb, in pitch darkness, with only a vampire to keep me company. Last week if you'd sworn on a stack of Bibles that I'd be okay with all of this, I wouldn't have believed you.

You've never seen surprise until you've looked into the eyes of an ascending bovine.

Friends are where you find them, and sometimes you find them when you least suspect, in the oddest places at the strangest times.

Retra recoiled from his dangling nakedness...

What the Fross?" Whispered Kero

Jake accompanied us as well, having arrived in Akhia shortly before the excavation team departed. I did not tell him our destination until we were safely away from civilization, and found my caution abundantly justified: he whooped and danced about so much, he fell off his camel and broke his left arm.

The unexpected is the plight of innovation.

Ich habe auf Dich gewartet, sagte die Frau. Ich habe Dich nicht gekannt, aber man kann auch auf Jemanden warten, den man noch nie gesehen hat.

The time that people aren't expecting what's going to happen, I find that's the best time to really cause the damage that needs to be done.

Remember, there are cookies waiting here for you.

His body tensed as his gut was struck with a frozen bullet of shock. He couldn't breathe.

Just a child. All this time we've feared you, sought you. And you're nothing more than a human child.

Don't be fooled. I kept all my workout clothes in that top hat.

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear.

An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I found out Alpo was dog food.

I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

There is nothing more beautiful than to be surprised by the Gospel, by the encounter with Christ. There is nothing more beautiful than to know Him and to speak to others of our friendship with Him.