Quotes About Surprise

She's a warm fart at Christmas.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought.

Suddenly I was in the right tempo - but it wasn't.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs.

He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong end.

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane

That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.

You know you're living right when you wake up, brush your hair - and confetti falls out!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed.

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.

Find answers in your weakness and surprise in your strength and always remember the golden rule every failure has HOPES.

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity and fear of others. Never decide to do nothing just because you can only do little. Do what you can. You would be surprised at what 'little' acts have done for our world.

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it...

Isn't it funny how just one little phone call or text can make your bad day suddenly wonderful?!