Quotes About Surprise

I think I swallowed a bug!

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

If your attack is going too well, youre walking into an ambush.

You can sum up this sport boxing in two words: You never know.

Wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

How the hell did I wake up & my hairs still done?

I expose myself to life, and from that, ideas come as a surprise. I totally dismiss the ones that are pleasant and easy. I'm only interested in the ones that really disturb me and that I get obsessed about. They're what bring me to new territory.

When I saw the car pulling into the driveway and I saw her getting out and walking towards the house, can you imagine Nadezhda, I performed involuntary excretion in my trousers.

Ignoraba porque te quería. El deleite frente al misterio, el goce frente a los inesperado, son sensaciones que aveces las módicas fuerzas no soportan

Podrías acercarte de sorpresa y decirme «¿Qué tal?»

amor es más seguro cuando nos toma de sorpresa e incluso desorienta a la costumbre.

Back when we were in love, even after we'd been together for years, that smile never stopped taking me by surprise. It was found money, an arrowhead, a shooting star, a great, shiny stroke of luck every single time.

as far as I can tell, no matter what the circumstances, parenthood is thrust upon a parent. No one is ever quite ready; everyone is always caught off guard. Parenthood chooses you. And you open your eyes, look at what you've got, say "Oh, my gosh," and recognize that of all the balls there ever were, this is the one you should not drop. It's not a question of choice.

It is often while you are looking for something else entirely that you make the most amazing finds.

Expect the unexpected, my mother once said. Because the unexpected most certainly will be expecting you.

Their surprise was compounded by the fact that these new churches were separated not only by geography but also by subtle, but important, differences in Christian teaching that almost no one had noticed so long as their attention had been fixed on reforming the whole Western church.

love people when they least expect it and least deserve it. That is the kind of love Jesus shows to us.

But God always has a holy surprise up His sovereign sleeve. And when we pray, God throws surprise parties!

Lord, surprise us.

Um . . . guys? If I, say, noticed a crack in a wall in a tunnel and a cold, creepy draft came out of it and it smelled like three-day-old lasagna, would you, um, want to know about that?" Murdock and I exchanged glances. "You invited him," I said. "Show us the crack, Joe," Murdock said. Joe turned around and lowered his loincloth.