Quotes About Surprise

I brug you two [gifts] . . . I gots the little here in my pockie.' He dug one hand deep into his pocket and pulled out a handful of nuts and a dead grasshopper. 'Nope. Be the other side.' (Matt)

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

What time is it?""One o'clock."I nearly spit out some soda. "In theafternoon?""No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

But nowhere in the file had anyone said, "Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction." At least not in the parts I'd skimmed.

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room."Merlin's pants?" repeated Ron, looking amused. "She must be really upset.

Shut the front door!" Jenna exclaimed.Andrew disappeared into the foyer, and when he returned, his eyebrows were furrowed in confusion. "The door is shut?

Just think of it as a picnic with guns and monsters instead of mosquitoes and ants. Do we have fun or what?

Big changes could come quickly, and he wondered what else might happen to his heart while he wasn't paying attention.

Rachel opened her mouth to respond, but the head cut her off.

He pulled out a dagger from ... she wasn't sure where. Did he have that in his loin cloth? What else does he have in there? (Amy's thoughts, The Witching Pen)

Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?""Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. "The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away?

Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap, we're upside down side.

In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

You never know what you will find in your pants!

God is the creator of all good plot twists!

Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.

Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it's for you!

I never thought the brightest smile would come from a mouth without teeth.

Plot twist: everything goes exactly as planned.

Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.