Quotes About Reflection

4. Ditties of Life – 4.39 HUMANITY & DIVINITYWhen you lose reasoning you forget humanity, When you forget laughter you lose Divinity.[222] – 4

I hope that five years and ten years from now, I'll be a better man, a more mature man, a wiser man, a more humble man and a more spirited man to serve the good of my people and the good of humanity.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward.

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

If we don't have a sense of humor, we lack a sense of perspective

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.