Quotes About Reflection

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

Their is no defense against criticism except obscurity.

Always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said: 'A truck!'

Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.

I got binoculars 'cause I don't want to go that close.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.

We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard - after that he went downhill very quickly.

When you're older, no matter how good your humor is you don't always feel perky and peppy. But if you sit home all day and brood about it, it gets worse.

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.