Quotes About Reflection

I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

I think God has a sense of humor, and the way my lessons come from God is very funny. I have to laugh at myself even if it's a tough lesson.

God displayed a sense of humor when he configured the region between our legs an entertainment complex built around a sewage system.

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.

I used to be neurotic. I didn't like myself very much. But somewhere in my mid-40s, my neuroses stopped seeming so important. I developed a sense of humor.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

If you're black, you got to look at America a little bit different. You got to look at America like the uncle who paid for you to go to college, but who molested you.

Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?

Ultimate seriousness in not without a dose of humor.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.

Hearing Mass is the ceremony I most favor during my travels. Church is the only place where someone speaks to me and I do not have to answer back.

There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.