Quotes About Reflection

The only laws are paradox, humor and change.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

Cosmic humor, especially about your own predicament, is an important part of your journey.

I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.

Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me--almost as if I were going to think!

So I went to a club the other day, which is timely because my self esteem had been hovering right around 'normal' and I had been meaning to knock it down to negative 1000.

There's two heads to every coin.

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

If I sit for a while, then my impatience, crossness, frustration, are indeed annihilated, and my sense of humor returns.

Dear 338171 (May I call you 338?)

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I died would be "Unquote.

Nothing shows you the straight line from here to death like a list.

One does not have humor. It has you.

Young men speak about the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

I gave up on cussing - I'd run out of words filthy enough - and just started praying.

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.