Quotes About Reflection

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

One evening I sat Beauty on my knees – And I found her bitter – And I reviled her.

I tried to think but nothing happened!

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about that next time you want to be right.

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

When action grows unprofitable, gather information; when information grows unprofitable, sleep.

So far, this is the oldest I've been.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

Sometimes I go into my own little world. It's okay, they know me there.

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

Provided that nothing like useful knowledge could be gained from them, provided they were all story and no reflection, she had never any objection to books at all.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

I can see the humor in just about any situation. After I lost my dad, I realized that none of us should take things too seriously, because everything except death works itself out.

You 50 year old one-breasted bag of meat. Just hang it up and be grateful some of your friends are still living.

The comic spirit is given to us in order that we may analyze, weigh, and clarify things in us which nettle us, or which we are outgrowing, or trying to reshape

A copy of the universe is not what is required of art; one of the damned things is ample.

After all, when a thought takes one's breath away, a lesson on grammar seems an impertinence.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?