Quotes About Perspective

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Been taken for granted? Imagine how God feels.

Thank God for dirty dishes, they have a tale to tell; while others may go hungry, we're eating very well.

You will find more happiness growing down than up.

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you're going to be cockeyed today.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

When the people look like ants — pull, When the ants look like people — pray.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea.

There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I'm sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.

It is better to go to the house of mourning, than to go to the house of feasting.

Gratitude is the best attitude.

How You Gonna Keep 'Em Down on the Farm After They've Seen Paree?

Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

It is naught, it is naught, saith the buyer: but when he is gone his way, then he boasteth.

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

When told the reason for Daylight Saving time the old Indian said, "Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."

Video games ruined my life. (Good thing I have two more.)

Why was man created on the last day? So that he can be told, when pride possesses him: God created the gnat before thee.

Answer a fool according to his folly.

People who look through keyholes are apt to get the idea that most things are keyhole shaped.