Quotes About Perspective

Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

No matter who you are, some scholar can show you the great idea you had was had by someone before you.

Envy is a waste of time.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the Lord.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever — but would rather not.

The goal is not to change your subjects, but for the subject to change the photographer.

But a weed is simply a plant that wants to grow where people want something else. In blaming nature, people mistake the culprit. Weeds are people's idea, not nature's.

You can tell the size of your God by looking at the size of your worry list. The longer your list, the smaller your God.

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike.

If the slayer thinks he slays,If the slain thinks he is slain,Both these do not understand:He slays not, is not slain.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour.

In the day of prosperity there is a forgetfulness of affliction: and in the day of affliction there is no more remembrance of prosperity.

We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way.

The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew.

Oxygen is overrated.

Let me ask you something, what is not art?

I'm in shape. Round is a shape... isn't it?

How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all colour-blind?

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

In dog beers, I've only had one.

If you're being run out of town, get in front of the crowd and make it look like a parade.