Quotes About Perspective

Sometimes I have to stand on my head to see things as they are, when the world seems so upside-down that this is the only position in which anything makes sense.

Some folks never exaggerate — they just remember big.

Wherefore I praised the dead which are already dead more than the living which are yet alive.

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.

Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

It's really the cat's house - we just pay the mortgage.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Photography is a tough life: you can be taken, framed, exposed, shot, captured, and hung all in the same day.

I am having an out of money experience.

Gray skies are just clouds passing over.

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.

The only exercise I take is acting as pall-bearer to my friends who have indulged in strenuous exercise!

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150.

People seem to get nostalgic about a lot of things they weren't so crazy about the first time around.

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

In dog years, I'm dead.

It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

The way of a fool is right in his own eyes.

Ultimately, aren't we all just talking monkeys with an attitude problem?

If you are not as close to God as you used to be, who moved?

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?

Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here."

A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both.