Quotes About Perspective

Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

Women must tell men always that they are the strong ones. They are the big, the strong, the wonderful. In truth, women are the strong ones. It is just my opinion, I am not a professor.

To raise new questions, new possibilities, to regard old problems from a new angle, requires creative imagination and marks real advance in science.

One thing I have learned in a long life: that all our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have

Creativity in science could be described as the act of putting two and two together to make five

The scientific mind does not so much provide the right answers as ask the right questions.

If we long to believe that the stars rise and set for us, that we are the reason there is a Universe, does science do us a disservice in deflating our conceits?

One man's trash is another man's treasure. When one man find pain, one will find pleasure. I don't care about who was here before me the only thing that matters is if you are here with me now

Cheaters dont think cheating is wrong until they get cheated on.

God cheats men into living on by hiding how blest it is to die

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food, and the rich walk miles to digest food.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Health food makes me sick.

There is no such thing as a free lunch

My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.