Quotes About Perspective

50 lemons are a burden for 1 person, but they are treasures for 50 people

It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life

You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be very disappointed that they are not it.

They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And others I love to punch in the face.

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.

I don't believe in being serious about anything. I think life is too serious to be taken seriously.

I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...

Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

Stop complaining about being single. We have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds doesn't serve breakfast after 10:30.

I don't understand people who say they need more Me Time. What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body

Talking with an atheist is like trying to reason with someone who denies the existence of the sun.

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower.

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.