Quotes About Perspective

While we were working, we were writing about a tall girl and a short girl, which we thought was funny, because Alison's [McGhee] tall and I'm short.

I have to say, the other day I was reading some negative comments, and I was thinking they were really funny. So I guess they don't anymore.

It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!

You know, it's funny, no matter what I do - I mean, you're always going to have negatives and positives.

Writing a memoir isn't particularly interesting to me. I'm not like Ellen [DeGeneres], where I can write, 'Water bottles--they're crazy!' and it's funny.

Isn't it funny how the people least impacted by tragedy are the most eager to move on?

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.

You'll never call him Fifi again.

I try to think of something catchy to say, but there's nothing but irritation that something that was funny yo an eleven-year-old boy is still funny to a seventeen-year-old one.

Not dead-dying. Funny how two things could be so similar and yet so far apart

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

My mum taught me always to see the funny side of things.

If I ever complain to an agent about anything, he always has a pained look on his face, like, "How can you be so ungrateful? Why, Mick, I just named my yacht after you!"

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay. And signed autographs for people who've been gone from America for so long they didn't realize that I'm not famous.

Bush, Blair and Rumsfeld; they are the funny trio.

The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

Because also, sometimes things that are really funny on the day, when you look at them in post can feel too broad, you know? Sometimes not, but it's kind of weird how that can change.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.