Quotes About Perspective

I had a tumor. But it was great.

We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

I grew up in a funny way.

When you're on a staff, it's not your job to write what you think is funny. It's your job to write what the person who created the show thinks is funny.

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool!

It's in our own lives, every single day, whether we recognize it as funny at the moment or not.

Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.

Comedy is rarely funny.

I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to let us look at the family's financial records.

I'm sure every pattern has been covered, but it's nice to think you might dwell on some that other people don't.

I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

I do think laughter is the most important thing, and being able to see the funny side of nearly anything is a crucial, crucial thing.

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby".

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny.

When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move... I'm locking the door now.'

I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a cute baby, just keep walking, keep walking, keep going, keep going.

My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty.

You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.