Quotes About Perspective

If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows. I have guesses enough of my own.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Ask him what time it is and he'll tell you how the watch was made.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.

That's just how I see things. I think things that are the most dramatic or tragic can also look the most ridiculous and funny. That's part of being human.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

It is not as difficult as I thought it was, but it is harder than it is.

Don't think you are looking at me because you are not.

There isn't any finer folks living than a Republican that votes the Democratic ticket.