Quotes About Perspective

If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

When a man, however passively, becomes an obstacle to the fulfillment of a woman's desires, he becomes an odious thing in her eyes, or will, given time enough.

I don't think anyone can teach you how to be a man but a woman. You only learn by learning what they need.

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

Male superiority in former days was easily demonstrated, because if a woman questioned her husband's he could beat her. From superiority in this respect others were thought to follow. Men were more reasonable than women, more inventive, less swayed b

Many of our troubles in the world today arise from an over-emphasis of the masculine, and a neglect of the feminine. This modern world is an aggressive, hyperactive, competitive, masculine world, and it needs the woman's touch as never before.

Men are sad because they have to die so soon, women are sad because they were born so long ago.

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in a language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.

The greatest problem with women is how to contrive that they should seem our equals

Women, then, are only children of a larger growth

A woman is always younger than a man at equal years.

Women are superior to men. I don't even think we're equal.

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a woman and begins to act like a man

Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you have children that you realise you're not a nice person at all, but generally a selfish bully.

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.