Quotes About Perspective

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Never fight an inanimate object.

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you??

Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own home. With this amazing privilege, what do most people look at? Their own house, their friends houses, and mostly places they have already been to.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'