Quotes About Perspective

Now I'm not an expert at mathematics, but I calculated it would take at least three of me to take on one third of one of them, even if they were attacking me with just their arse.

Humor itself is a great disinfectant. It enables people to listen.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

Is there a tumor in your humor?

We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that wherein they seem to quadrate and consent with us.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

Horror is like the humor, the one without the other can't exist. Horror makes life more interesting like the humor!

I'm not 17 anymore. I still have some of the same sort of anger, but I have a sense of humor about it... a sense of being constructive with that anger.

Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson"Oh, that's just a suggestion.

Opposable thumbs are overrated.

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

When I was a wee little kid, " remarked Roic, watching over their shoulders, "there was a time I thought that any skinny old man I saw was my grandfather. It was pretty confusing.

Humor disarms people. It opens them up to starting a dialogue about things they wouldn't normally talk about. I don't understand how people who don't have a sense of humor get through life.

I wondered what he would have thought if he'd known that I'd gleaned most of my information from reading historical romance novels.

The only good thing about people not taking me seriously is that I'm not serious myself!

I stare at Hans. Hans is shaped like an industrial-sized refrigerator. His hands are like cinder blocks.He should not be afraid of a little thing like the ocean.

I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list.

If you can love cats, you can love human beings, because you have to be able to love them without getting them at all.

Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield

Will you read this? I think maybe it sucks. Or maybe it's awesome. It's probably awesome. Tell me it's awesome, okay? Unless it sucks." — Nick