Quotes About Introspection

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror

I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.

I think it's interesting that cologne rhymes with alone.

Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.

When you're older, no matter how good your humor is you don't always feel perky and peppy. But if you sit home all day and brood about it, it gets worse.

So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?

A lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'

Another day gone and no jokes.

Hermits have no peer pressure.