Quotes About Introspection

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like "shut up, shut up, shut upblah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell.

Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.

Silence is foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.

The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

All that I've learned, I've forgotten. The little that I still know, I've guessed.

All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

The comic spirit is given to us in order that we may analyze, weigh, and clarify things in us which nettle us, or which we are outgrowing, or trying to reshape

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.