Quotes About Introspection

I get mail; therefore I am.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me--almost as if I were going to think!

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep, or did I drive to the wrong station?

Psychobabble attempts to redefine the entire English language just to make a correct statement incorrect. Psychology is the study of why someone would try to do this.

Yes, I'm shallow, I don't mind admitting it. Perhaps I should admit that there's no end to the depths of my shallowness.

If you didn't have me to rake you over the coals now and then, there wouldn't be any fire in your life at all.

He's got a great sense of humor for a guy who never says anything.

As you meditate, you'll develop a sense of humor so that you can laugh at yourself, which you need to do in this world.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

I was an only child, eventually.

I'm making fun of myself and I think I'm making fun of all men in our desperate, desperate attempt to understand the people we're with and hopefully through humor have them understand us.

You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't have to kill yourself, you're just waiting.

I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.

Haven't lost your sense of humor after all but your sense of identity is what seems to have been misplaced. No. Wrong. You don't lose what you never had.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know, " said Marvin, "I've never been there.

I keep telling myself sensible things, but I never seem to listen!

I wondered about my inner child. In fact, I was troubled. Did I even have an inner child, I asked myself, given that, in essence, I'd just been born?

He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.