Quotes About Baldness

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.

You know, I've been bald since I was 18. I started losing my hair at 17 and I've been completely bald since 20 years old.

We're all born bald, baby.

side of his head, over the bald spot, to the other.

Losing your hair and the need to replenish it at all cost is overrated, being bald is a beautiful or manly thing embrace it

When I look at myself, I'd like not to have hair on the top of the ceiling.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Carus, taking off a cap which he wore to conceal his baldness, assured the ambassadors, that, unless their master acknowledged the superiority of Rome, he would speedily render Persia as naked of trees as his own head was destitute of hair.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Every guy you saw these days had shaved away his male-pattern baldness in a futile attempt to look hard rather than merely hairless.

His weekly golf game no longer keeps his love handles in check, he's recently resorted to a slight comb-over to cover that growing bald spot, he squints to avoid wearing the bifocals he hides in his desk drawer, and he spends his days in an office filled with decades-old sports trophies.

There's no time for a man to recover his hair that grows bald by nature.

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start.

I should of known he was married. I mean, nobody that young is THAT bald unless he's got a wife at home.

There is one thing about baldness: it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

Mummy and two attendant poets have three bad colds in the head, so I have come here. It is the feast of S. Nichodemus of Thyatira, who was martyred by having goatskin nailed to his pate, and is accordingly the patron of bald heads. Tell Collins, who I am sure will be bald before us. There are too many people here, but one, praise heaven! has an ear-trumpet, and that keeps me in good humor. And now I must try to catch a fish. It is too far to send it to you so I will keep the backbone…

Keep your hair on, mate,' Kevin said chirpily as he jumped off the table. 'Oh wait, you haven't got any, have you …

I don't care if they call me "baldie" or "chrome dome." God took an eraser and brushed my head clean. I'd rather be bald on top than bald inside.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.

I've always tried to twist the ideas of beauty that are maybe considered to be ugly by the mainstream. I was already kind of toying with that when it comes to baldness, which came from a discussion with my mother about how to be considered a beautiful woman if you're bald.

I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?