Quotes About Baldness

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Si realmente quisiera tomarte el pelo te dejaría calvo.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

Being bald is no fun.

Physically, he was a sickly bald-headed man resembling a pallid gland. His

Women love a self-confident bald man.

The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.

I went bald when I was 18. My father cried. He cried about many things. But it allowed me to play older men in summer stock.

Older men in my family - back to my grandpa - were basically completely bald.

Even baldness, when it is only baldness over the forehead (as in his case), is rather becoming than not in a man, for it heightens the head and adds to the intelligence of the face.

But the shrieking went on and on, primal, almost glad—this protest was righteous. I couldn't make up my mind whether the baby was male or female; the only certainties were near baldness and incandescent rage. The kid didn't like its blanket, or its rattle, or the lap it was sat on, or the world . . . the time had come to demand quality.

Admirers who sought to praise him in heroic terms found themselves reduced to hailing his baldness: "his forehead gleams like silver."22

womanly insistence upon authority and beating once he was thoroughly drunk? I would wager that he is very nearly impotent: that would account for the woman's restless garrulity, her desire for predominance, absurdly combined with those girlish ways, and her thinning hair – she will be bald in a year or so.' 'It might be just as well if everybody were impotent,' said Jack sombrely. 'It would save a world of trouble.

for sheer astonishment nothing beats an uncanny bit of prestidigitation perpetuated by a neurasthenic homunculus with black-framed glasses, imposing crown baldness, and a romantic presence to rival the late Arnold Stang.

Eunuchs do not take the gout, nor become bald.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.

if a woman was ever driven so far as to pick up a weapon, she would be the most committed, the least likely to ever give up. Kill the women first. Lacoste still hated the advice. The simplicity of it. The baldness. But she also hated that the philosophy behind it was almost certainly true.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

All I wanted was for my mother to be there, helping me, telling me formula would not give my daughter dyslexia and/or male-pattern baldness.