Quotes About Baldness

I was thinking, 'If I go bald, I might do something like Bret Michaels and have it all attached to a handkerchief.'

See I'm used to seeing myself with hair now, so it's not a big deal. Now when I see pictures of me bald I'm like 'ew.' But people are used to seeing me bald so when I'm walking around without the hat on, I see people doing a lot of double takes.

I collect hats. That's what you do when you're bald.

As far as I'm concerned, baldness is the male breast cancer, only much worse because almost everyone gets it. True, it's not life-threatening. Just social-life threatening. But in New York City, there is no difference.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

atop his head a goofy skin cap simulating baldness and fringed with shoulder-length scraggle.

Intolerance is the Do Not Touch sign on something that cannot bear touching. We do not mind having our hair ruffled, but we will not tolerate any familiarity with the toupee which covers our baldness.

If you have a bald head don't walk out in the sun because you will get burned.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

My hair is beginning to go. I'll soon be glabrous.

Just as welfare was said to cause poverty, the experts may soon announce that Medicare causes baldness and that Social Security is a risk factor for osteoporosis: the correlations are undeniable.

Surgiram-lhe um começo de calvície, idéias conservadoras, hábitos monarcos e a ambição de terras e bovinos: como se vê, homem completamente recuperado para a sociedade, a família e o latifúndio.

And in that day did the Lord God of hosts call to weeping, and to mourning, and to baldness, and to girding with sackcloth: And behold joy and gladness, slaying oxen, and killing sheep, eating flesh, and drinking wine: let us eat and drink; for to morrow we shall die.

Calvitie. Toujours précoce, est causée par des excès de jeunesse ou la conception de grandes pensées.

One of the things I don't like about being tall is having to see the tops of people's heads, especially those of middle-aged men. You can always tell when they're slicking their hair forward to hide baldness. Or worse, you see their dandruff like sugar sprinkles on a cake.

Look Mister, I don't care what you think, you are bald. If the census had a bald category, You'd be in it, no problem. If you go to heaven, you're going to bald heaven. If you go to hell, you're going to bald hell. Have you got that straight? Then stop looking away from the truth. Let's go now. I'm taking you straight to bald heaven, nonstop.

The one known cure for baldness is castration.

as horripilation but more commonly as getting goose bumps. In furry mammals, it adds a useful layer of insulating air between the hair and the skin, but in humans it has absolutely no physiological benefit and merely reminds us how comparatively bald we are. Horripilation also makes mammalian hair stand up (to make animals look bigger and more ferocious), which is why we get goose bumps when we are frightened or on edge, but of course that doesn't work very well for humans either.

Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts.

A middle-aged man, of middling height, middling baldness, and middling middlingness, was sitting at the table.

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.