Quotes About Comparison

I wish I was Sienna Miller. When I talk to her, I hope a bit of her party personality will rub off on me, but it never does.

To all the living there is hope for a living dog is better than a dead lion.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

To be human means to feel inferior.

Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is - a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes.

Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides?

The way humans hunt for parking and the way animals hunt for food are not as different as you might think.

Why does humankind love to seek the glory of one another instead of the glory of God?

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Kids did really well in their A levels, how do we respond? 'A Levels are getting easier, in my day you had to do fifty questions in a minute, if you got one wrong, they killed your dad!

When something is 'new and improved', which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.

All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?

Expect not praise without envy until you are dead.