Quotes About Comparison

A bit of sniffles and men are more work than a brood of babies.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

I could say how well he dances, but that isn't true, for he dances like that big friendly bear I saw last Christmas.

He got a tan over break. I used to tell him he was so pale he looked like a marshmallow. He hated that I compared him to food. I told him that's what he got for calling me caramel. It shut him up.

I'd like to say I'm not self-absorbed compared to others, but that's hard to say since I'm far too self-absorbed to pry into others' self-absorption.

Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport… He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.

Yes, but humans are more important than animals, ' said Brutha.'This is a point of view often expressed by humans, ' said Om.

I might be old and ugly now, but you started that way, Jack.

Relative poverty is when you have more taste than money.

Matt is a tortured soul, ' Amanda insisted. 'He's Heathcliff and you're Cathy. He's Rochester and you're Jane Eyre. He's-''Darcy and I'm Elizabeth. I get it. And you're wrong.

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.

Obama's plan for "change": Let's do everything Bush did, only with more suck! Because it just didn't suck badly enough the first time!

My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.

What's my favorite part that I've written? That's like asking me to choose which of my kids is least ugly!

If Patti Lupone was born to play Evita then Madonna was born to play Patti Lupone playing Evita.

Reality seems valueless by comparison with the dreams of fevered imaginations; reality is therefore abandoned.

But thou that didst appear so fair To fond imagination, Dost rival in the light of day Her delicate creation.

She was thirty-nine. No, she did not envy her eighteen-year- old self at all. But she did envy, envied every day more bitterly, that young girl's genuine independence, largeness, scope, and courage.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

There will always be somebody more successful, more beautiful, more talented. You have to realize, you're not running their race. You're running your race.

The grass is not always greener on the other side. You learn to appreciate these people.