Quotes About Perception

If you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, its one of two things, either a new girl, or a new car!

Why do people say 'Grow some balls?' Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

I aint a redneck 'cause I talk American real good!

Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer Simpson

When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they cant have a headache and sex at the same time?

When your girl sighs, shes actually cussing you out in her head.

You say you want a Prince, yet you look in the swap amongst the frogs.

Men are fast to call lady's whore but must faster to put their manhood in one.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Woman should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

She'd stopped reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about romance and knitting and started reading the kind of women's magazine that talked about orgasms, but apart from making a mental note to have one if ever the occasion presented itsel

Eve wasn't a size 6 and neither am I.

There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God.

Be critical. Women have the right to say: This is surface, this falsifies reality, this degrades.

People talk about my image, like I come in two dimensions, like lipstick is a sign of my declining mind, like what I happen to be wearing the day that someone takes my picture is my new statement for all womankind