Quotes About Perception

A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George!

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, theyve seen me laugh, and theyve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors.

I love gentiles. In fact, on of my favorite activities is Protestant spotting.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood -- Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

It's a scientific fact. For every year a person lives in Hollywood, they lose two points of their IQ.

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bi....

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.

The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties.

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.