Quotes About Perception

It is a poor critic who says that a lack of effect on them implies all others are insincere in their love.

It is the height of irony to prejudge someone of prejudice.

Delusion is the greatest barrier of humanity..

Humanity appreciates truth about as much as a squirrel appreciates silver.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?