Quotes About Perception

You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen more than you talk.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

The word of a cat is not to be relied upon.

Just because you act a little guilty doesn't mean you're innocent.

You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.Basically, we are stupid.

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it.

Because you're a girl and when a girl says she's fine, she's lying.

I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

I do wish this time you'd try to dress better while you're home. Folks in town get the wrong impression of you. They think you are--ah--slumming.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, " Ferbus said too loudly. "Then it's one-eyed fun.

The difference between your crazy and my crazy is that you don't think you're crazy.

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

Artists are dishonest creatures really. They foist their version of reality upon us while making it all up. Writers, painters, musicians, auteurs—they're all the same.

I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four, " I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!

My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter.

It's true that journalism in reality is not the journalism that we learnt in the university. It is far from it.