Quotes About Perception

The wise man sees the fool & laughs & the fool never knows why

Two or three years from now thirty won't look so senile.

His age was indeterminate. But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.

I'm fine, considering I can't walk anymore, " Pam replied, a sarcastic edge in her voice. "You look like your bringing news. What is it this time, I'm blind?

My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.

I'm sure my parents must be proud. Or horrified. Or are bitterly arguing about whether they're proud or horrified, and have already hired lawyers to resolve the dispute. -Hayden Upchurch

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she'd never know the difference.

I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we're like Donald Duck. An' I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.

You know what people are doing on the other side of the world, what's happening on another planet, but not what's going on inside the person next to you.

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

It is logical to look for a green fowl in a dark room even if you know the chance of finding a green fowl in a dark room is slim.

Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.

So I've come to the conclusion that it is thus my own fault when these people I have been talking about finally stop saying "Ah" and tell me it's a pity I always do such odd things.

You say 'cure.' I hear 'you're not human enough.

Wealth and intelligence should not be categorized as relatives.

When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

There is never a bad joke, it's adressing to a wrong audience that makes it look bad!

They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.

He was my age and in my imagination he was a fireman, not the kind that actually fights fires but the kind who travels the country shirtless posing for calendars.

Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".