Quotes About Perception

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

When dreaming is better than reality we're livingWhat's the sense of waking up in a nightmare?

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.

Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the Holy crap, we're upside down side.

Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.

If you don't Understand the color of Darkness and Loneliness Then you must be Blind

Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Midol.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores.

And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.

Grace sat down where the chair wasn't.

If I wanted to consume something that looks and tastes like dirt, I'd eat dirt, " I said, "at least dirt isn't overpriced."~Beans~

People seem to overlook an old man losing his mind if he occasionally made light of it.

We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors.

I never thought the brightest smile would come from a mouth without teeth.