Quotes About Money

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

In this age of electronic money, investors are no longer seduced by a financial 'dance of a thousand veils.' Only hard and accurate information on reserves, current accounts, and monetary and fiscal conditions will keep capital from fleeing precipitously at the first sign of trouble.

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

I try to do the right thing with money. Save a dollar here and there, clip some coupons. Buy ten gold chains instead of 20. Four summer homes instead of eight.

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for I'd that he just whipped out a quarter?

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.