Quotes About Money

I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.

No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

Money will bring the girls you want but struggles will give you the one woman you need.

Money attracts the females you want. Struggle attracts the woman you need.

You'll lose a lot of money chasing woman but you'll never lose woman chasing money.

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.

There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash.

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.

Love is like money...hard to find easy to lose.

They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?