Quotes About Quirkiness

Sex with a squirrel who had exciting breasts beneath her little-kid pajamas was not without its appeal

So yes, he could be funny. If you thought such things were funny. And the coffee had to be made with a specific number of beans. He could taste any errors in arithmetic.

Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake.

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.

You should hear what my parents wanted to call me. It was between Brown Rice, Neon Hitch and Z. Ziggurat Zanzibar Zandorf. I'm not joking. Imagine fitting that on my passport!

I enjoy doing complicated or peculiar people.

I walk around talking to myself in accents. Usually people look at me like I'm a complete fruit loop.

To me, the more bizarre the character, the more I'm attracted to it.

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

For the love of mincemeat. - Sera

Listen, three eyes, he said, don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

Holy Zarquon, did I ask for an existentialist elevator?

I don't believe there's a horse in your bathroom.

Bizarreness, like salt, gives flavor to existence. Without it, life would be as long and tedious as an opera by Wagner.

I met an internationally esteemed writer at a literary party being given in her honor. She was wearing a beautiful pink, flouncy, frilly dress. I complimented her on it. She said, 'Ach, it's my nightgown. I couldn't decide what else to wear.'

I wanna make weird stuff.

It is absolutely okay - actually preferable in some cases - to be weird.

It's celebrated in British culture to be eccentric.

And there's a whole spectrum of behavior that we refer to politely as 'eccentricity.

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals.

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

Jerry: Oh, you don't understand, Osgood! Ehhhh... I'm a man.Osgood: Well, nobody's perfect.

Keep it weird. They'll get it later.