Quotes About Quirkiness

David Birkmann? I can't believe it. It's like saying a duck did it.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Nothing on a bulldog's face Seems to have a proper place His eyelids droop His jaws are square His jowls are beyond compare His nose looks like he's had a fight He's got a great big underbite you look at him and have to hoot He so ugly that he's cute

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!"

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.

Why are you wearing a T-shirt under your other T-shirt?" Livvy asked."In case one of them is stolen, " Marked said, as it were entirely normal.

To be weird! That is my goal!

He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket.

If [she] had come to prefer the company of odd ducks, it was possibly because they had no conception of oddity, or rather, they thought you were odd if you weren't.

Thank God for talking animals, I say-especially smart assed ones.

You're crackers." "Marvelous isn't it? I find it's the only way to be.