Quotes About Quirkiness

If he had two thoughts at the same time, they would throw a surprise party. Martin Bartel regarding a less than stellar intellect, to his wife Roe Teagarden in A Fool and His Honey

Girl, he wants to dip you in Frosted Flakes and have you for breakfast. That's his favorite cereal, by the way." I...had no words for that.

If I have to murder Hugh, I don't want to do it naked," he said. "It would be weird.

Oddity is in the mind of the receiver.

Has a sense of humor. (Preferably warped.) We know who we are

Well, I like songs that have like a little bit of quirkiness to them.

I have an attraction to strangeand unusual things.I find them interesting, spellbinding, utterly fascinating.

I am interested in imperfections, quirkiness, insanity, unpredictability.

I rather like the smell of absurdity in the morning.

Lancelot Delano (that was his actual name, though his friends called him "Gumboot") was a tall, gawky youth, strong as a mule but sweet as molasses and just about as slow.

You and I know that there is a correlation between the creative and the screwball. So we must suffer the screwball gladly.

If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

This is the age of oddities let loose.

Do chickens have lips?

He loves to eat - he puts mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You might say he was one taco short of a combination platter.

I write as a sow piddles.

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

You could, in principle, perform this stunt if you managed to let forth a powerful and sustained exhaust of flatulence.

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

I believe that everyone in the world is crazy except you and me. And even you're a little bit strange.

Wiggly Charlie lived in a big house with his friends Audrey and Big Charlie. He liked mozzarella cheese sticks, chasing his tennis ball, and putting his purple wizard hat on his willy and pretending they were friends.

Minty? Your name is Minty Fresh?