Quotes About Quirkiness

I think that something needs to be weird in order to have a real beauty.

I may be goofy, I may be corny, and I may be cheesy, but I'm me.

I was such a goofy kid that, when I won things, people were like, 'Oh, when did that happen?'

In Baltimore it's 6:42!

I've never been interested in playing the boring ingenue. I always wonder: Who's her weird friend? I like the oddballs.

Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.

Mel is nuts. He puts on a suit and a tie and acts like a normal person so people think he's okay. He's definitely out in left field. He's got the ambition of a boy.

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

Writers have a well-deserved reputation for being eccentric. Everything you've heard is true.

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt

Wouldn't it be easier if we just named all the cats Password?

Everyone is weird. Some people just try to act normal.

if you don't have any weird moments, you're weird

Free men and women are often very eccentric.

She still had all of her marbles, though every one of them was a bit odd and rolled asymmetrically.

Redheads have a lightness, a craziness, a kookiness. Think of Lucille Ball.

Timeless and unclassifiable - that's the goal. My oddness is the pursuit of this above all else.

I love books with titles like, 'How Do You Spank a Porcupine?,' 'Arnie, the Darling Starling,' or 'The Bat in My Pocket.'

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Oh, I am ridiculous. She smiled. Absurd.

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red? A: When you're eating a watermelon.

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

If my mother was odd enough to crave a bubble bath at three in the morning, Dorothy was inventive enough to suggest adding broken glass to the tub. If my mother insisted on listening to West Side Story repeatedly, it was Dorothy who said, 'Let's listen to it on forty-five!' And when my mother announced that she wanted a fur wrap like Auntie Mame, Dorothy bought her an unstable Norwegian elkhound from a puppy mill.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.